Read the following and let it sink in deep!
Who are America’s enemies anyway? Who truly threatens our national security and survival? Who is our government more than ready and willing to defend us from? Brace yourselves for a shock folks — it’s me!
Hard to believe, right? I’m pretty surprised too! I always sort of thought I was reasonably okay, most of the time. Just a simple Croc-clad midwestern girl, harmless as the day is long. Dogs, cats, and toddlers seem to like me well enough. No one runs screaming from a room when I walk in. Parents don’t scoop their children from the playground if I stroll past. Even the squirrels who bury treasures in my planters and picnic on my porch seem completely unafraid of me. And I have threatened to shoot THEM, more than once.
But apparently that’s not the real me, not at all. Turns out, any time I sign a petition, whenever I…
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